How Do You Want to Die?

So you're dead. Bummer right? Not anymore. With the miracle of modern science you can now do many, many fun things once you're dead. Having your body turned into ashes is a pretty popular way to go, but I mean how many people have been blown into the sea, or sprinkled through Yosemite? Why not try this? You like to write right? Your written word has touched the lives of many people and it doesn't have to stop there. You can be turned into 240 pencils. And as an added bonus, the box doubles as a pencil shaver, keeping your precious remains in a fancy little earn once you burn through those 240 pencils.

Diamonds truly are forever now. With a bit of pressing of carbons, your loved one can be turned into a diamond that can be with you always. Prices range from $3,000- $20,000. How much do you love your dead?

Looking for something a bit more permanent. You can add those precious life ashes into the ink of a tattoo. Now when you get a big heart with R.I.P Mom, she’ll be watching you forever.

Finally how about a portrait, painted with your ashes and a bit of paint. Creepy, yes, awesome, debatable.

Now you know that when you go you can always be there in spirit, whether it be through lead, permanent body manipulation, or even a priceless painting. Keep living people, you’ll be dead before you know it.