Master of Draining Junk

This fun little web tool makes an anagram out of your name using highly tuned, sophisticated space-age technology. Or whatever. Check it out.
It's a really fun way to waste a few minutes and to tell all your friends what their anagram name is. Mine is "Master's junk Drain"

Some notable names:

Angelina Jolie's anagram name is I JOIN ANAL GLEE

Lindsey Lohan's anagram name is HOLD INSANELY

Guillermo Del Toro's anagram name is GLOOMIER, TRUE DOLL

Chuck Norris's anagram name is URCHIN CORKS

Sylvester Stallone's anagram name is SLOVENLY STEEL STAR

Barack Obama's anagram name is ABACK A RAMBO

Luke Skywalker's anagram name is WEAKLY SKULKER

Try it out, sure to entertain. What are some of your favorites?

Talking Animals Are Always Funny

Animals talking. Cute, corny and often hilarious. From a BBC show called "Walk on the Wildside," where comedians dub over nature footage. Watch this and don't laugh and you have no soul.



Also I included the only funny part from a horrible movie called "Strange Wilderness"

Pokemon for Adults

Let me start of by saying I am not a fan of Pokémon. I’ve never seen a movie/TV show of it, and the only exposure I’ve had was in the late 90’s playing Pokémon Pinball on my Game Boy Advance (with rumble).

This however is pretty cool.

The fine fellows at Pixelated Geek (http://pixelatedgeek.com/) a web blog devoted to videos, comics, and all things geek unearthed these corporate logos featuring some well know pokemon. It’s such a fun idea, and a good way for potential designers to learn good logo design. Take something totally irrelevant and make a corporate logo. Genius idea.

Examples:

Your World, Our Technology.


Pulling for You.


AbracAmazing


Treat Yourself To Something Puffy.


For When You Need Your Z's


The Green Thumb in Gardening


We'll Leave the Light on for You.

Yeah, it's a Bit Gay

Call me what you will people but there is something about a picture of a cat squished into a Barbi car that makes me laugh harder than any comedian. I guess that’s why they’re called lol catz, and I seriously laugh out loud every day because of them. The following are a hit list of some of my favorite lol cats I’ve seen here or there. Enjoy them, I know they brighten my day.

Do's and Dont's

Do.

Invent and start putting these everywhere. Women should be able to feel the joy of using a urinal.

Upside: Eliminate long lines at bars and restaurants for our lovely ladies.

Downside: Perverts.

Don't.

What is this an ad for?

It literally took me a minute to realize it was for deodorant and not some horrible sexperiment.

If Batman was Leo Dicaprio..

Here's a trailer for Christopher Nolan's (The Dark Knight, Prestige, Batman Begins, etc.) new movie coming out next summer. They aren't even done shooting it, but this teaser makes me wonder exactly what kind of movie it is. Sci-fi? Action? Horror? Not sure, but at least I know it will be pretty cool.

Why Indiana Jones Rules

I was sick this past week, so to get better I turned to one of my closest friends. Indiana Jones. I watched the trilogy, steered clear of the horrible 4th installment and had a great time reliving my childhood. As I was halfway through Raiders I started to realize why this movie is so great. Every scene, literally every scene is chock full of characters, quotes, and scenes that are instantly recognizable and memorable. The movie is like a photo album of my childhood, remembering individual parts and characters with delight and happy memories.

Check out some of these characters and quotes to give you an idea of the wonderful warm fuzzy nostalgia that made me feel better in my sickly haze.

Belloq: "Next time Dr. Jones"


Eaton: "Top men..."


Forrestal: Didn't make it


Monkey Man: The coolest pirate bad guy who ones a monkey ever.


Toht: "Oh, we aren't thirsty Froline."


Super creepy Indian Psychic who can read the medallion


And finally the drunk man/woman in the shot contest


These characters aren't all major characters at all and that's the point. They are the parts of the film that aren't major, yet still make the movie memorable and one of the best movies of all time.

Be suave, be sophisticated, be Mad Men

I absolutely love Mad Men. Not only is it the best Drama to come out of Television since… ever, it takes place in a fascinating environment; The incredible sexist, high-stress, and fascinating World of a 1960’s Ad Agency in New York. It’s got the drama on a bad soap opera, the excitement of the creative industry, and the twists of a Lost caliber show.

While this has little to do with the actual show, in honor of the 3rd season premier, you can finally add some class to your Facebook page. Instead of having a gaping open mouth stare of you when you were wasted last Thursday night, try to create yourself in a more dignified light. Add a glass of scotch, or a pipe for that extra touch of class. Check it out at www.madmenyourself.com.

Slow down Psycho

Every day it seems there is a new energy drink designed you to do more, get more extreme, be more awesome! I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m sick of being extreme. I don’t need to mountain bike while being attached to bottle rockets. I don’t need to sky dive while being chased by rabid polar bears. Sometimes I just want to curl up on a couch and watch Rugrats. Is that so bad?

Made for people just like me, a wonderful company has introduced the first anti-energy drink energy drink. With ingredients like theanine, chamomile, valerian, passiflora the drink has the opposite effect. Instead of being a turbo-charged flame of desire, you just calm the fuck down. Thank you Canada for bringing some sense to our crazy caffeine addicted, hyperactive American society.

My Wena?!

Welcome back me!
Back from my vacation many new ideas came to mind when I thought about what to write today. I had many great stories, I met lots of interesting people and had a lot of fun. But perhaps the highlight came when my friend revealed to me the latest single from Bowling for Soup. Now as many of you know, I am a huge fan despite the fact they haven’t changed their sound in fifteen years and still write songs that are basically extended fart jokes. But a fart is always funny and so are these guys. So without further ado, I present the latest music video and single from one of the only bands out there that remembers what it’s like to not take yourself too seriously and just have fun.

And just a reminder, this video is very much not for work. It involves many, many shots of a hot girl in a penis costume, with lots of dirty elements related to male genitalia.

Bowling For Soup - My Wena
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Vacation Next Week

Hey there everyone.
I will be on vacation next week going back home, therefore, I'll see you in a week. In the meantime to hold you over...

Talk with Anyone Across the World

There's something very sexy about not knowing whose you’re talking to. You could be talking to a super hot chick from Brazil with a luscious behind who is pouring out of her clothes as she types sultry, brazen words to you from across the globe. Or you could be talking with a pre-pubescent boy with acne the size of kiwis.
That’s the beauty of Omegle, a service that puts you in a one on one chat room with a random person from across the globe. They could be anyone and you’ll never truly know.
You can also be whomever you ever wanted to by pretending to be someone as you chat. You can be a hardened criminal typing from his lonely jail cell, plotting his latest revenge. You could be a teenage girl obsessed with the Jonas Brothers. You could be an old man who yells obscenities and isn’t sure where he is and how he got onto a chat, but thinks he’s talking to his grandson. The World is your oyster on Omegle, enjoy it.

Comics, by you.

I know that I have always had a desire to be a cartoonist, create comic strips everyday for weekly publication. I like reading them, I like having characters that you can relate to, a love talking animals. And until today I was forced to go my life never realizing my dream because of the simple fact that I can’t draw worth a crap. But today, oh today was a glorious day because I found strip generator. This amazing site let’s you create a blog full of your own comics. Perfect for those artistically challenged, they have a plethora of characters, animals, beings, objects and speech bubbles for you to create your very own comic. They have a gallery and can search through comics created by users. Most are pretty not funny, but there are some gems. Keep on the lookout because as soon as I have a chance, I’m going to be starting my own comic. Thank you Internet for fulfilling every one of my needs.

Here are some examples of what can be created:

Another Reason Why I Love Infomercials

I laughed when I saw the Sham Wow, I gasped when I saw the Snuggie, I even tried not to throw up while a crazy coke addict told me about his nuts and a slap chop, now there's the Shake Weight for Women. Kinda sexy, kinda ridiculous and all around a great find. This magical device strengthens lovely ladies forearms and tones and tightens the wrists and upper arm.
Opinions? I'm for it! Stronger forearms mean better HJ's for everyone!
Seriously, how did this product get through? Is it weird that I get more turned on by the animated girl with the weight? Is it weird that I get tingling sensations when they open their mouth and smile when holding this machine? Is it weird that this product exists? Yes, but keep on making me smile makers of infomercials.

Proof that glasses make you smarter

Everyone knows that glasses make you look way smarter than you actually are. This ad campaign proves it.