Friday, July 31, 2009

Try This

Say one of these fun phrases and press the button.

Suzie just caught you with Mary!
Aliens do exist and they all look like Gary Busey!
The World found the solution to the energy crisis, it’s human skulls!
Gophers steal your dreams!
Oranges are secretly destroying the World, one navel at a time!
Your best friend is a monkey, from Neptune!
To cows, we are zombies!
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Thursday, July 30, 2009

How Do You Want to Die?

So you're dead. Bummer right? Not anymore. With the miracle of modern science you can now do many, many fun things once you're dead. Having your body turned into ashes is a pretty popular way to go, but I mean how many people have been blown into the sea, or sprinkled through Yosemite? Why not try this? You like to write right? Your written word has touched the lives of many people and it doesn't have to stop there. You can be turned into 240 pencils. And as an added bonus, the box doubles as a pencil shaver, keeping your precious remains in a fancy little earn once you burn through those 240 pencils.

Diamonds truly are forever now. With a bit of pressing of carbons, your loved one can be turned into a diamond that can be with you always. Prices range from $3,000- $20,000. How much do you love your dead?

Looking for something a bit more permanent. You can add those precious life ashes into the ink of a tattoo. Now when you get a big heart with R.I.P Mom, she’ll be watching you forever.

Finally how about a portrait, painted with your ashes and a bit of paint. Creepy, yes, awesome, debatable.

Now you know that when you go you can always be there in spirit, whether it be through lead, permanent body manipulation, or even a priceless painting. Keep living people, you’ll be dead before you know it.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Dirty Disney

We all love Disney movies. Whose life wasn’t sweetened as a kid by watching The Lion King a zillion times. Who didn’t learn the lesson of not judging a book by it’s cover from Beauty and the Beast? Who didn’t learn what an erection was from Little Mermaid? Wait, what was that last one.
I’m sure most of you may have heard about some dirty little secrets from deep inside the Disney vault. You may have even heard that a movie was deemed so racist that it is impossible to find unless you own it from about thirty years ago (Song of the South). It featured a kindly old black man “working” on a Southern plantation telling stories.

And Disney’s racism doesn’t stop there. Need I remind you of a few unforgettable and completely stereotypical famous characters.

Proving that not all Arabs are evi…oh wait.

Just a Jamaican crab singing about how underwater, you don’t have to work.

Siamese Cats

What makes the red man red? Really!!??

And Mickey Scolding a young African American Boy.

And it doesn’t stop with the racism. There were plenty of sexual innuendo moments in some of the most beloved Disney movies.

Let’s start with The Little Mermaid, a tale about true love, wicked octopuses and an underwater kingdom full of… dildos? On the cover of the original artwork there is a tower that is strangely phallic. Real or just coincidence, you decide.

That’s not the only piece of porn in this little film. Check out how excited the preist is to be conducting the marriage of fake Ariel to the Prince. Watch closely at the crotch now.

There’s also a little movie called The Lion King that teaches kids to spell by having the dust and debris from Simba spell out “Sex.”

In The Rescuers there is a naked lady hanging out in a window behind the two fearless mice.

There is also a scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Where Jessica rabbit appears to have no underwear on. Sweet!

A few other classic Disney moments are in Aladdin there is a scene where
Alladin says something that resembles “Good teenagers take of your clothes. Listen carefully.

Beauty and the Beast there’s a dildo dancing with the candlestick in the banquet hall. This one has no visible proof so take it for what it is.

You know, Disney has been around for a while, but no can deny their impact on children’s lives. Although they may have some bad things, their still probably better parents than most are.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

It's About to Get Sunny

The new season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," starts up in September. Get excited!

Monday, July 27, 2009

And I Thought I was Bored

Won Park is apparently the master of origami and he released a series of his art featuring dollar bills y'all. Below are a few of my favorite designs, but you can check out more by following the link here.

I love the way he even folded these so the 'eyes' are in correct places.

And if that wasn't enough, here is a tattoo artist who lasers stacks of money. The title of this art piece is perfectly called, "make it rain."

Friday, July 24, 2009

Alice in Burtonland part Duex

Now after all the waiting and anticipation, here it is the official trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

First thoughts? I'm into it, despite being brutally disappointed in another Burton produced remake of a classic kid story. It's dark and creepy (big suprise right) and I like the way the characters look (besides the weird giant-headed Queen of Hearts). Although this trailer is a little too Johnny Depp heavy for my taste (we all get it, you guys are friends) I still think seeing JD as the Mad Hatter could be really cool. I guess we still have a while to see if this will be a great Tim Burton movie like Batman, or just another trip down a bland chocolate river.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Mario, you Cheeky Bastard

So lately I've been on a totally awesome retro video game kick, replaying and re-listening to a bunch of classic 8-bit video game music. It should come to no surprise then that during my kick I searched for all things Mario, seeing as how he is the quintessential video game character. During my online scavanger hunt I came across an awesome hilarious video featuring the best/worst things fan have done to Mario throughout the years.. Here is the video followed by some pictures of some really awesome or funny fan art. Enjoy. May I also point out how hot the princess is.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

It's Aerial, not Ariel People

Check out this sweet typeface based off of New Your Google Earth Views. It's pretty cool what you can do to waste time online nowadays. It's pretty amazing to see this done just in New York and what is more amazing is that she has never even been to New York.

And apparently she was inspired by another artists work using actual land formations, not just buildings.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

It's Not Easy Being Christian Bale

What's the difference between Batman and Kermit?
Here’s a little something I found about some of the similarities between one of Hollywood’s biggest action stars and a cute green Muppet. It’s shockingly similar. Take a look at the dramatic range of these two Hollywood icons.

This is the 'I'm super sexy and mysterious, but also take what I do very seriously.'

Here's the 'I'm just happy being me smirk'

The 'I'm watching you creepily from a car outside your driveway'

The 'I wish I could quit you'

The 'Hot disco night studs'

The 'Hell Yeah I work out.'

The 'I make this look good on a fast moving vehicle'

The 'Actually, what I really want to do is direct'

The 'I can also do bat-shit crazy'

And finally the 'I know important hairy people in this business.'