Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Head Candy

Candy and collectibles, the best of all little kids World’s. When I get low I look at my vast collection of Pez dispensors. When life gets me down I just look at The Simpsons, Star Wars characters, bugs, Santa, and a weird bubble man to open their necks and give me some candy. The worst thing about Pez dispensers are their candy though. Grape? Come on that tastes just like Dimatapp. Lemon? Looks and taste like teachers’ chalk. Cherry? I’ll let you pass, but just barely, cause you’re better than grape and lemon. Seriously though, I have a collection of over 300 Pez dispensers and just looking at them in all of their glory, makes me feel like the ruler of a small Pez like World. I still do this. And I’m 25.

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