My Best Of 2010

Before you scroll down to see my list of whatever I liked in 2010, a few points for you to consider.

1. I’m not an artsy dude. I’m not a critic. I like popcorn movies. I like brainless television and silly books. I can’t stand critics and movie buffs that can’t just turn off and enjoy a stupid movie.
2. This list includes music and books that may not have been released in 2010. But I discovered it this year, so fuck off.
3. Boobs and dinosaurs will always be on my favorite things of the year, therefore I felt it unnecessary to include in this list.


Books

That’s right I’m starting of the year with books. Why? To make me look smarter than I actually am. However one look at this list, and all those notions will fly right out the window. Comics and pop junk rule.


Sandman Volume 1 Preludes and Nocturnes
Neil Gaiman
I’ve only read the first part of this epic graphic novel, but man is it cool. Super violent, super dark, and written by a super smart, super British amazing writer.


Batman: Year One
Frank Miller
Normally I say, Fuck Frank! I don’t like Sin City, I didn’t really like The Dark Knight Strikes Back and I hated The Spirit. This however was an amazing look into the caoed crusaders first year on the job.


Hush
Jeff Loeb
A great story with tons of villains and mystery. You’ll keep guessing who the mysterious wrapped up man is up until the final panel. There was a rumor that the next Batman film will be based partly on this story. After reading it, I sure hope that’s true.


The Killing Joke
Alan Moore
My favorite Batman comic ever. Read it for the first time and was instantly hooked. I love the Joker origin, the dark, evil tones, and the art style is spot on.


Scott Pilgrim 1-6
Bryan Lee O’Malley
The movie was amazing, but the books are even better. Love the Manga influenced style, love all the characters and all the great nods to classic NES games.


Heart Shaped Box
Joe Hill
Steven King’s son with a whole set of writing chops of his own. Really fun story about ghosts and obsessed, aging rock stars.


The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three
The Dark Tower III: Wastelands
Steven King
I read the first four this year, but these two were by far the best. I look forward to reading the rest of this series, but I don’t think it’s going to get better than that amazing house eating scene with Jake and Eddie.


Downtown Owl
Chuck Klosterman
I love Chuck for all his essays and musings on pop culture, but this is his first actual novel. It reads similar to Fargo Rock City, but has more sports and a lot more melodrama.


A Dirty Job
Christopher Moore
By far the funniest author I’ve read. This story is all about a shopkeeper who slowly realizes he is becoming Death. Takes place in San Fran and fits in with the city’s awesome weirdness.

Music
Again, not all of these albums were released this year. I just discovered them this year.
In no particular order:


Mumford and Sons Sigh No More
Key Tracks: “Little Lion Man”, “The Cave”, “Winter winds”


Atmosphere To All My Friends
Key Tracks: “The Best Day”, “The Major Leagues”, “Americareful”


Aunt Martha CandyMaker
Key Tracks: “Carolina”, “Emilie”, “No Excuses”


Band of Horses Infinite Arms
Key Tracks: “Laredo”, ”Dilly”, “NW Apartment”


Ben Harper Both Sides of the Gun
Key Tracks: “Morning Yearning”, “I’ve Been Waiting For You”, “Never Leave Lonely Alone”


Black Keys Brothers
Key Tracks: “Next Girl”, “Howling For You”, “Unknown Brother”


The Drums The Drums
Key Tracks: “Let’s Go Surfing”, “Me and the Moon”, “Skipping Town”


Fanfarlo Reservoir
Key Tracks: “Ghosts”, “Drowning Men”, “Finish Line”


For Squirrels Example
Key Tracks: “Orangeworker”, “Mighty K.C.”, “Stark Pretty”


Girl Talk All Day
Key Tracks: The Whole Fucking Album


Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Key Tracks: “Welcome To The World Of The Plastic Beach ft. Snoop Dogg”, “Superfast Jellyfish ft. Gruff Rhys & De La Soul”, “Some Kind Of Nature ft. Lou Reed”


Hockey Mind Chaos
Key Tracks: “Too Fake”, “Work”, “Curse This City”


Jimmy Eat World Invented
Key Tracks: “Mt Best Theory”, “Coffee and Cigarettes”, “Littlething”


LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening Now
Key Tracks: Dance Yrself Clean”, “One Touch”, “You Wanted A Hit”


MGMT Congratulations
Key Tracks: “It’s Working”, “I Found A Whistle”, “Brian Eno”


The New Pornagraphers Together
Key Tracks: “Crash Years”, “Silver Jenny Dollar”, “We End Up Together”


OK Go The Blue Colour Of The Sky
Key Tracks: “This Too Shall Pass”, “Skyscrapers”, “End Love”


Tokyo Police Club Champ
Key Tracks: “Favourite Colour”, “Bambi”, “Gone”


Weezer Hurley
Key Tracks: “Trainwrecks”, “Where’s My Sex?”, “I Want to Be Something”


Wolf Parade Expo 86
Key Tracks: Cloud Shadow On The Mountain”, What Did My Lover Say?”, “Pobody’s Nerfect”


The xx The xx
Key Tracks: “Vcr”, “Basic Space”, “Night Time”


Broken Bells Broken Bells
Key Tracks: “Vaporize”, “The Ghost Inside”, “October”

Honorable Mention Songs


Ben Kweller “Wasted and Ready”


Spacehog “In the Meantime”


Blue October “Say It”


The Flaming Lips “Waiting For Superman”


Lou Reed “Satellite Of Love”


Cracker “Low”


Cee-Lo Green “Fuck You”


The Weeks “Buttons”

Podcasts
When I wasn't listening to the above mentioned music, this is what I kept bust with. Living alone these last few years, I have fallen in love with podcasts, just as something to make the apartment feel less empty. Here are my favorite from the year.

Uhh Yeah Dude

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My first podcast and still the best after 250 episodes. Just two American Americans broadcasting out of their “studio” in L.A. UYD 4 Life!

Smodcast

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Kevin Smith’s first podcast. What makes it great isn’t Smith, but Scott Mosier, who is able to rein in Kevin’s crazy ramblings and always come back with a smart, well timed quip.

Hollywood Babble On

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Great way to get your entertainment news. Another one of Kevin Smith’s podcasts.

Comedy Death Ray Radio

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Scott Aukerman hosts this weekly comedy show featuring a great cast of reoccurring comedians like Paul F. Tompkins, Bob Odenkirk, Jimmy Pardo, Nick Swardson, Tig Nataro, Sara Silverman, and Nick Kroll. Plus they all do voices. The funniest podcast out there.

Freakonomics Radio

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Bite sized bits of fun and startling true facts.

The Moth

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Real stories from real people. Including one fantabulous episode featuring Steve from Blues Clues.

Keeping It Reel: The IGN Movies Podcast

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Movie news without the arrogance of Hollywood.

And speaking of movies, here’s what I liked this year.

Movies


Exit Through The Gift Shop
Funniest and most interesting movie of the year. Banksy proves he’s a genius not just in the art world, but in Hollywood as well.


Toy Story 3
Made me cry. For that alone it deserves to be on here.


Inception
Such a breath of fresh air in a summer/year full of sequels, remakes and movies based on pre-existing properties.


Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
It’s a shame this didn’t do better. The best literal comic adaptation ever.


Kick Ass
Very realistic, very graphic, and insanely clever. Best superhero movie in years.


Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Pt. 1
Potter movies just keep getting better. I’m sad to see this franchise go, but am thrilled to see how it ends.


How to Train Your Dragon
Totally surprised me. As sweet as any Pixar movie and as exciting as any action movie.


Splice
Creepy. Three words. Alien incest rape.


The Social Network
Thought I would hate it, actually loved it. Great acting, writing and a cool score by Trent Reznor.


Frozen
Freaked the shit out of me. Didn’t know what to expect, but damn, what a scary movie. Even if the cover claimed will do to ski lifts what Jaws did to water, it was damn good.


Tron: Legacy
A very pretty and fun light show.

Worst


Prince of Persia
I was hoping this would be an unexpected surprise. It totally wasn’t.


Legion
Garbage. Just pure garbage. Something to do with the devil and angels, I think.


The Expendables
If you plan to make the best action movie ever, with all these top-notch stars, do not use CGI for fight scenes.


Nightmare on Elm Street
Better than it could have been, and I loved Jackie Earl as Freddie, but fell flat in the end.


Clash of the Titans
Pretty garbage. Hope the sequel is better.


Hot Tub Time Machine
Should have been hilarious. It wasn’t. Shame on you John Cusak.


Alice in Wonderland
Should have been amazing, but was more Charlie and the Chocolate Factory than Batman.


Cop Out
Shame on you Kevin Smith and Bruce Willis and keep trying Tracy Morgan.


The Wolfman
Worst movie ever. I still have no idea what happened in this movie.

TV

Lost
Thanks for the last six years.


Breaking Bad
Weeds on Meth. The most intense show ever.


The Walking Dead
Only saw the first two episodes but they blew me away.


Bored to Death
Jason Schwatzman and Ted Danza are fantastic in this hilarious noir TV show.


South Park
Always great, this season was no exception. Especially the Facebook/Tron episode and the Cooking Show/Shake Weight episode.

Twitter Feeds
Following people on Twitter can be joyous or annoying. Here are the top people that didn’t annoy me.

Kevin Smith @ThatKevinSmith
Hella True Fact of the Day @hellatruefact
Edgar Wright @edgarwright
Peter Sciretta @slashfilm
Twitter Whale @TWlTTERWHALE
Oatmeal @Oatmeal
Doug Benson @DougBenson
The Batman @God_Damn_Batman
Sylvester Stallone @TheSlyStallone
Film Crit Hulk @FilmCritHULK
VeryShortStory @VeryShortStory
IGN @IGN
TasteofBrains @tasteofbrains
Roger Ebert @ebertchicago

Jealousy Fills Me Like Delicious Seasoned Beef

One of the coolest ideas for a fast food company I've seen in a while. Makes me insanely jealous of those who got to create this. This is such a great homage to those 60-70's Superhero shows. Totally watchable, and ultimately a good use of the internet.

Here's the first episode of the Super Delicious Ingredient Squad.


The entire site can be viewed here. Prepare for deliciousness.

Four Reasons To Be Excited About This Winter

One of the saddest things about living in Chicago is the wintertime. It’s dark at 5PM. It’s cold. People are cranky, and everything you loved about the city six months earlier is completely forgotten. It makes it hard to live here but today I wanted to take a look at some of the positive things about living here during the cold, uninhabitable months.

You sleep really well

I don’t know about anyone else, but when it’s really cold out and I’m inside with the heater on there’s no place I’d rather be. I can fall asleep with a Jason Stathem movie turned up full blast as soon as I feel the warm, womblike tomb that is my bachelor pad. Plus once you actually crawl into bed, and, if you’re like me have already turned on your electric blanket, it’s like crawling into some magical creatures vagina. Warm, comforting, you just don’t want to leave. During these dark four months, I sleep more than those bright, active days of summer simply because, in my dreams, at least it’s warm.

You are stylish no matter what you wear


The turning weather has a strange effect on Chicagonians. The normally fashionable downtown turns into every fifth grade classroom. People are waddling the streets with huge snow jackets. Every hat is adorned with earflaps. Obnoxiously large boots adorn every girl’s feet. Colors clash, B.O. prevails, but hey at least you’re warm. There is an unspoken bond between those of us living here in the winter. You can wear whatever you want, put on as many layers as you need, smell as bad as you can, but just stay warm. It’s survival of the fittest, and let’s be honest, people survive because of their killer instincts, not their killer ability to match their boots with their paisley sweater vest.

Everyone gets fat

Sure everyone gorges themselves stupid during Thanksgiving, and no one ever turns down a second glass of eggnog. Ever. The holidays just make it so damn easy to put on a couple extra lbs., but even with the two week gym fuck fest that is New Years, people will emerge from the winter months a tad more portly. Every winter I try my damndest to exercise, stay active, and not just watch marathons of Fresh Price, but the lack of sun, and the warmth of my apartment don’t motivate me to move, let alone sweat for an hour a day. Just make sure to exercise like hell in April to get your beach body back.

It’s OK when you want to stay in Saturday night

During the summer, I’m constantly invited to beach days, club nights, barbeques, and other social events that I feel obligated to attend. I’m not saying I’m anti-social, I’m just saying that constantly hanging out with snobbish work friends or way too cool hipsters grinds on you after a while. Sometimes it’s just nice to stay in and play video games. Shit it’s cold outside anyways.

It’s winter. Let’s deal with it together.

Aliens Are Attacking Our Movie Theatres

I love aliens. Independence Day rocked when i first saw it. Loved the new Star Trek, and all the Aliens movies (with the exception of any AVP movies) have been entertaining. But now it seems that since the success of a few recent movies, most notably District 9, there is a rush to make aliens movie. And I'm not just talking Sci-Fi, but ALIEN movies. In the next year there are at least six movies that have to deal with aliens, alien attacks, alien comedies, anything extraterrestrial. And I can't decide if I'm extraterexcited, or extrerworried.

Check it.


Skyline
Release Date: Today
Type of Alien: Bright Light Attack


Apollo 18
Release Date: March 4th 2011
Type of Alien: Astronaut Attack


Battle: Los Angeles
Release Date: March 11th
Type of Alien: Hollywood Attack


Paul
Release Date: March 18th
Type of Alien: Buddy Comedy


The Thing
Release Date: April 29th
Type of Alien: Remade Alien


Super 8
Release Date: June 10th
Type of Alien: Hadi-Cam Wielding


Cowboys and Aliens
Release Date: July 29th
Type of Alien: Gunslinging

The Sugar Devil

Give a kid a marshmallow and make him wait for a second one. Hilarity ensues.

The Only Thing About Titanic I have Ever Liked

Navigate through Tomasz Opasinski's freaky site and see some amazing, totally non-traditional approaches to the movie poster.
I would actually consider buying the Titanic poster, even though I do not like the movie.
Check out his site here.

Marijuana Advertising

As a mild contributor and a heavy follower of Twitter, two things that frequently appear in my trending buckets are ads and marijuana. Amazingly, like spotting a double rainbow over a galloping unicorn with a leprechaun jockey, these two topics have blended, warranting a post.

Newsweek posted an article posing the question, what would happen if marijuana became legal and was promoted via packaging, advertising, etc. Get your brains and eyes ready for plenty of 4:20 friendly, munchie humor.

Introducing the packaging for all five of Mother's Blend strands of pot. Not going to lie, I love these.


Each blend has it's own mild, intoxicating traits.

Remember when only white people liked comics

Hey NBA and ESPN. Stay out of geekdom. This is lame.

Trarvel

Disney is slowly creating their case for supreme dominance in the movie world. Not only are the top two movies of the year Disney productions, Toy Story 3 and Alice in Wonderland, but they just announced that the sure to be huge blockbuster even of the year, The Avengers, will be distributed by Disney. All in all, as long as the quality remains the same and Disney remains a silent partner, I'm for it. There are a lot of amazing things that can be made with the backing of the house powerhouse of mouse.

Speaking of huge blockbusters, the still unreleased movie TRON, will be hitting theatres December (So there could be a chance that Disney will have another huge success). There has been a huge amount of promotion behind the movie and I really hope it's good. So until we see if the new Tron is as shitty as the old one, we get these awesome "tronified" Marvel characters. I'd love to play me some light frisbee with Captain America or lightcycle battles with Ghost Rider.

The Best things the Olsen Twins Have Ever Done... BesidesThat Porn That Only Exsists In My Mind

Back in the day, the Olsen twins were the talk of the town. Releasing shitty direct to video movies every week. This video comes from one they did in the 90's. I think they wanted to bang the turtles or something. Anyways here's the original.


And here's that same amazing music video slowed down.


Hope that made your day as bright as it made mine.