Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Totally Looks Like Another Awesome Website

This website is another great updated often with user made photos blog. The following were a few of my favorites.

Top Chef dude totally looks like Cornelius from Rudolph


Kim-Jong-Il totally looks like creepy lady from Poltergeist


Persian Carpet totally looks like Dr. Robotnik


Topanga from Boy Meets World Totally looks like Fiona from Shrek


Check it out and upload your own at totally looks like.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

WARNING! Prepare to be Very Unproductive for the Next Few Hours

Ladies and gentleman, prepare your buttholes because you are about to shit yourself with happiness, surprise and maybe even a bit of horniness.

Ever been bored at work, or at school, or at life? I mean really bored. Like staring at that same spot on the ceiling and trying to decide which Power Ranger it most closely resembles. Like trying to actually enjoy reading a newspaper bored. Like checking your old MySpace account bored.

Well then I have found the perfect cure for the Monday-Sunday bore. It’s called Nintendo 8.com and it is fantastic. Imagine being able to play Paperboy during that dull, hateful afternoon meeting. Think about blasting through a few levels of Contra while your Psych professor is mumbling throughout his lecture. Experience the wonderment of eating Pac pellets when you really should be studying.

The ultimate time blaster is this website. Not only does it have almost every classic awesome game from the NES (even Ducktails!!!), reconfigured to be able to play on your own personal computer without having to download anything.

Take a look at a few of the awesome game available to play instantly right now on your computer.


Also available are all those games you wanted to play, but didn’t want to have to shell the dough at a used video game store, dust off the ol’ NES or throw down 500 Wii points for. Examples:



Plus as if the pot couldn’t get any sweeter, they have a slew of old Game boy, DOS, Commadore 64, and Master System games such as:


Enjoy this website, but remember, use in moderation, and you didn't get it from me.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Wisconsin Winters


I complain a lot about the winters in the mid-west, and for good reason. They're cold, bitter and not fun at all. But, at least I don't live here.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Dude, I'm Like Totally on the News

Here's a really funny video I found of a guy reporting in a marijuana field that is being burned to the ground. Watch what happens to him and prepare the munchies.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Master of Draining Junk


This fun little web tool makes an anagram out of your name using highly tuned, sophisticated space-age technology. Or whatever. Check it out.
It's a really fun way to waste a few minutes and to tell all your friends what their anagram name is. Mine is "Master's junk Drain"

Some notable names:

Angelina Jolie's anagram name is I JOIN ANAL GLEE

Lindsey Lohan's anagram name is HOLD INSANELY

Guillermo Del Toro's anagram name is GLOOMIER, TRUE DOLL

Chuck Norris's anagram name is URCHIN CORKS

Sylvester Stallone's anagram name is SLOVENLY STEEL STAR

Barack Obama's anagram name is ABACK A RAMBO

Luke Skywalker's anagram name is WEAKLY SKULKER

Try it out, sure to entertain. What are some of your favorites?

Friday, August 28, 2009

Talking Animals Are Always Funny

Animals talking. Cute, corny and often hilarious. From a BBC show called "Walk on the Wildside," where comedians dub over nature footage. Watch this and don't laugh and you have no soul.



Also I included the only funny part from a horrible movie called "Strange Wilderness"

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Pokemon for Adults

Let me start of by saying I am not a fan of Pokémon. I’ve never seen a movie/TV show of it, and the only exposure I’ve had was in the late 90’s playing Pokémon Pinball on my Game Boy Advance (with rumble).

This however is pretty cool.

The fine fellows at Pixelated Geek (http://pixelatedgeek.com/) a web blog devoted to videos, comics, and all things geek unearthed these corporate logos featuring some well know pokemon. It’s such a fun idea, and a good way for potential designers to learn good logo design. Take something totally irrelevant and make a corporate logo. Genius idea.

Examples:

Your World, Our Technology.


Pulling for You.


AbracAmazing


Treat Yourself To Something Puffy.


For When You Need Your Z's


The Green Thumb in Gardening


We'll Leave the Light on for You.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Yeah, it's a Bit Gay

Call me what you will people but there is something about a picture of a cat squished into a Barbi car that makes me laugh harder than any comedian. I guess that’s why they’re called lol catz, and I seriously laugh out loud every day because of them. The following are a hit list of some of my favorite lol cats I’ve seen here or there. Enjoy them, I know they brighten my day.











Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Do's and Dont's

Do.

Invent and start putting these everywhere. Women should be able to feel the joy of using a urinal.

Upside: Eliminate long lines at bars and restaurants for our lovely ladies.

Downside: Perverts.

Don't.

What is this an ad for?

It literally took me a minute to realize it was for deodorant and not some horrible sexperiment.